the leg room: how to burn 2000 calories without noticing

and I'll now get on with writing the feature I've been avoiding.

*puts blinkers on*

The Leg Room's roll call of Guest Posts: find them in The Guest or Expert Rooms

Journalist Emma Robertson on plus size ankles
Award-winning beauty writer Emma Hill on the best hosiery
Young British Designers Debra Hepburn on breaking out of black opaques
Award-winning PR Reena Patel on stretch marks
Heartcore's Jess Schuring on the best leg-shaping exercises
Victoria Health's pharmacist Shabir Daya on the best leg supplements
Parissa's wax-pert Janet Chao on depilation
Vascular surgeon Mark Whiteley on veins
Super entrepreneur Marcia Kilgore on her lightbulb moment with FitFlop
Xen-Tan's Natalie Roche on flattering leg fake-up
Barielle's nail-tiste Pippa Hebden's express DIY pedicure
Fushi's nutrition expert Rick Hay's great legs diet
Beauty Bible co-author Jo Fairley reveals the top cellulite products
Journalist Kathy Philips on her leg mole scare
The Treatment Room's Clare Rogers on A1 leg treatments
Aromatherapist Kate Logan on holistic leg care
The Three Graces blogger Grace Timothy on beauty/fashion leg-makers
Product Placement blogger Eleanor Tucker on pregnancy leg care
Journalist Bella Blissett interviews 'the Tantalist' James Read
DinkyLondon blogger Joy Jewell on making legs look leaner

altogether now: hmmm ...

NIP+FAB TUMMY FIX - effects comparable to surgery? I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
YILI BALO CHILLI SLIMMING CREAM - just don't.
iPHONE ANTI-CELLULITE APP - 'hang on caller, I'll just put you on loud speaker so I can hear you while I zap my cellulite with my i-phone'. Must have been invented by a man.
ARISTOCRAT FIRMING CREAM - tackles 'flaccidity' (don't you love it!), but makes too many random claims to excel at any one.
CELLULEAN: has anyone done longterm trials on aminophylline as a topical fat-buster? The jury is out at the FDA.
SLIMTINT: takes inches off you, tans AND boosts libido. And there are clinicals on the website - 45 people (out of 90) recorded weight loss after taking it but there is no mention of whether they were eating less too .. Oh come ON!
AhRt SILHOUETTE LOTION: deposits slimming actives in your clothes when you wash them. I said I'd try it. I still look the same.
REVITASHAPE: voted #1 on a cellulite website, this "diminishes cellulite in 2 weeks". Oddly though, the clinicals aren't on view ..
RODIAL BEACH SKINNY STICKS: "multi-functional food supplements that build natural UV protection". And the proof?
DOVE FIRM BELIEVER: be confident in your 'real' figure - but not so confident you forget to buy our shape-refining cream!
RODIAL BUM LIFT: in 6 weeks cellulite is reduced by "a whopping 32%", thigh/buttock girth by up to 3.8cm, skin firmness improved by 60% and stretch marks "dramatically altered" - for only £97.87 a pop!
ADONIA LEGTONE: after a little chat with the PR "reduces 47% of cellulite in 9 minutes" was changed to "reduces the appearance of cellulite" .. BIG BIG difference ..

the leg room

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

how to burn 2000 calories without noticing

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